I'd make like a huge introduction paragraph, but honestly, i can't be bothered...
Actually, i can. i am the Trolley and i do trolley things, you can find me in the back section of the Tesco Extras near that one parking lot. You know the one.
I've hidden a total of 0 secrets in this webpage... Can you find them all? What, you think it's easy to make secrets? Well, since you're so clever, add some yourself, and get off my site. Fricking nerd.